gmjambear pointed out to me that none of this would be an issue if Senator Tearoom, rather than trolling in an airport bathroom on his way east, had instead come west and made legal and more pleasurable hookups here on Capitol Hill in Seattle. The likelihood of his being recognized by Seattleites would have been fairly low (of course, now that he's gotten his picture plastered all over creation that is clearly no longer true) and his family back in Idaho would have been none the wiser.
A caller on the Ed Schultz show this afternoon observed that now Sen. Craig can with the same word describe himself as well as name his home state. (Who da ho? Idaho.)
Oh, and as I observed with another poster on soc.motss some years ago, it makes no sense for someone in this day and age to claim they have no alternative to the closet -- or, in this case, the
water closet.