Bubba's High-Tech Dictionary

[All entries guaranteed original.]

TiVO: That annoying band that wore flowerpots on their heads.
Plasma: What Cousin Clem sells at the blood bank to pay for school.
PC: Politically Correct, fancy way of saying stuff that used to be simple.
Server: PC word for a waiter or waitress.
Paradigm Shift: Pushing 20 cents across the counter (to tip your server).
Rear Projection: PC word for a big butt.
24x7: Dimensions of my trailer.
Blackberry: What Aunt Sally picks in the bushes out behind the barn.
ICBM: What you leave in the outhouse on a winter morning.
Laptop: Where my dog likes to sleep, even if he is a Labrador.