Interesting afternoon

I stopped by the walk-in clinic on the way home from work for them to look at my sore hip, which has been bothering me since Tuesday. The nurse gave me a pair of paper shorts to wear for the exam and X-ray. They fit OK, not great. I had a Bearskn jockstrap on underneath. As the doctor was examining me he noticed the waistband and was all "what is *that*?" I answered, "It's a jockstrap." The X-ray technician was a cute cub with a round face and scruffy beard. When I returned from the X-ray, the doctor decided to do a hernia check. I think he squoze my balls a little too hard. Verdict: strain of the left abductor muscles. Prescription: Naprosyn, PT, and a referral to orthopedics.