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Eddie Van Halen, RIP
Oct. 6th, 2020 09:35 pm Way back when I was at The Ohio State University, I had occasion to have lunch on the Oval, the huge lawn crisscrossed by sidewalks in the middle of campus, and listened to one of the many street-corner preachers trying to win souls on campus.
In the middle of his sermon, he told the tale of the day he went "to a VAN! HALEN! CONCERT! And David Lee Roth got up to the front of the stage, and he said 'Not even God can save your soul... at a VAN! HALEN! CONCERT!' And then he started to masturbate himself, and you know what I did?"
Before he could shout another word, a dude sitting nearby on the grass leaped to his feet and shouted right back at him, "Yeah! You got up and licked him clean!" The preacher turned several lovely shades of purple before collecting his wits and resuming his sermon. I left right after that, having finished eating and needing to get to my next class.
In the middle of his sermon, he told the tale of the day he went "to a VAN! HALEN! CONCERT! And David Lee Roth got up to the front of the stage, and he said 'Not even God can save your soul... at a VAN! HALEN! CONCERT!' And then he started to masturbate himself, and you know what I did?"
Before he could shout another word, a dude sitting nearby on the grass leaped to his feet and shouted right back at him, "Yeah! You got up and licked him clean!" The preacher turned several lovely shades of purple before collecting his wits and resuming his sermon. I left right after that, having finished eating and needing to get to my next class.