Oct. 6th, 2020

bigmacbear: Me in a leather jacket and Hockey Night in Canada ball cap, on a ferry with Puget Sound in background (Default)
 Way back when I was at The Ohio State University, I had occasion to have lunch on the Oval, the huge lawn crisscrossed by sidewalks in the middle of campus, and listened to one of the many street-corner preachers trying to win souls on campus. 

In the middle of his sermon, he told the tale of the day he went "to a VAN! HALEN! CONCERT! And David Lee Roth got up to the front of the stage, and he said 'Not even God can save your soul... at a VAN! HALEN! CONCERT!' And then he started to masturbate himself, and you know what I did?"

Before he could shout another word, a dude sitting nearby on the grass leaped to his feet and shouted right back at him, "Yeah! You got up and licked him clean!" The preacher turned several lovely shades of purple before collecting his wits and resuming his sermon. I left right after that, having finished eating and needing to get to my next class.

March 2025

S M T W T F S
      1
2345678
9101112131415
1617 1819202122
23242526272829
3031     

Most Popular Tags

Page Summary

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Aug. 31st, 2025 02:54 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios