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gmjambearMe: We need a mallet to put together this shelf unit we just bought.
Gary: You're going to bang on that thing with the long hair on the back of your head? That's gonna hurt.
Me: No, dear, that's a mullet.
Gary: Oh. That's different.
Both: Never mind.
Gary: You're going to bang on that thing with the long hair on the back of your head? That's gonna hurt.
Me: No, dear, that's a mullet.
Gary: Oh. That's different.
Both: Never mind.
