At the OMGWTF BBQ

Got an idea for a song in a dream last night, here are the lyrics:

AT THE OMGWTF BBQ

Well, some folks say that cyberspace is a lovely place to meet
But, dang it, what good is it if there ain’t no place to eat?
If you’re in the mood for dinner then I’ll tell you what to do:
Come sit a spell at the OMGWTF BBQ.

There’s brisket in .tx.us and pulled pork in .nc
And salmon up in .wa and poutine in .qc
And lots of beer and shrimp that’s on the barbie in .au
All waiting for the OMGWTF BBQ.

It takes a lot of worldwide preparation
For this much culinary communication.
We hope to have it way more often than annual
If you can’t light your gas grill, RTFM.

If you’re fixin’ to write “I’m hungry” then IAWTP,
So step AFK and let’s all drink a toast
You’ll have a big ol’ time and be LOL too
If you come on down to the OMGWTF BBQ.

BRB now, ya hear?

© 2008 Mike McManus