At lunch today...

One of my co-workers was reading an article about the scandal implicating Karl Rove in the outing of a CIA agent in the press, and we were speculating on what would happen if he got fired (as he no doubt deserves if he was involved in the slightest).

I said what came to mind: "Who else would they get to stick his hand up Bush's ass and make his mouth move?"

Those present got a big kick out of that remark, although once he'd regained his composure the newspaper-reader did warn me to be careful whom I said that around.