If LJ were a bar... and other memes

If LJ was a bar by _christopher
Username
Bartender	mrh745i
Bouncer	2fruition
Buying rounds for everyone	iberianbear
Dancing Badly	nfotxn
Dancing on the Bar	handlebear
Doing body shots	trapezebear
Flashing boobies	theatrebear
Hitting on everyone	detailbear
Hot Chick	raccoon_it
Passed out on bar	mc4bbs
Playing Pool	robearal
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And...

If your life was a sci-fi TV show... by guybrush
Username
Series Name:
Core sci-fi trope:	Time travelSpace travelAlien invasionParallel universesPsychic powersVirtual realityCloning/Genetic engineeringOutlandish science (e.g. invisibility)
Your nerdy but brilliant scientist:	sonoranbear
Your robot/half-alien/etc. trying to become human:	birkibear
Your sexy but brilliant scientist:	henare
Version of you from a parallel universe:	2fruition
Your brooding but brilliant scientist:	bremo
Your hot-headed military/action type:	fj
Number of seasons before cancellation:	1
Your show is cancelled because:	you'd made your money and got while the gettin' was good.
The chance of your show becoming a cult hit is:: 12%
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The Internet Is For Porn

Now gmjambear and I have got this song (from Avenue Q by Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx) running in our heads.

The Internet is for porn!
The Internet is for porn!
Why you think the Net was born?
Porn, porn, porn!
...

The Internet is for porn!
The Internet is for porn!
All these guys unzip their flies for
Porn, porn, porn!
...

The Internet is for porn!
The Internet is for porn!
So grab your dick and double-click for
Porn, porn, porn!

MAKE IT STOP!!!! ;-)