Stop me if you've heard this one...

[bigmacbear]

A penguin is driving through the middle of nowhere when his car breaks down. Fortunately the car made it to this tiny little town, and the lone mechanic takes a look at the car and points the penguin to the ice cream parlor across the street. Now penguins love ice cream, especially vanilla ice cream, but it tends to make a mess all over them, so when the penguin went back to see about his car he had vanilla ice cream all over his mouth and down his front.

The mechanic took one look at the penguin and said, "Looks like you blew a seal."

And the penguin said "I did not! I just had ice cream."
(rimshot)

Comments

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

Tch tch. Try this one: "Just fix the damn car and leave my personal life out of it!"