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bigmacbear) wrote2003-11-23 01:12 pm
bigmacbear) wrote2003-11-23 01:12 pm
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Stop me if you've heard this...
Joaquin Phoenix, flush from his role in Gladiator, goes into a swank shop in Beverly Hills and orders a pair of custom boots. The shop owner tells him they will take some time, but he doesn't mind, seeing as he will be away for months shooting a movie and will pick them up on his return.
So the boots come in, and they look just fabulous. The shop owner puts them in a locked display case, figuring his customers can ogle them while he waits for Phoenix to come and pick them up.
One day this guy walks into the shop and, brandishing a large sum of money, demands to purchase these particular boots. The owner refuses, and when asked why, he tells the disappointed customer,
"These boots were made for Joaquin!"
So the boots come in, and they look just fabulous. The shop owner puts them in a locked display case, figuring his customers can ogle them while he waits for Phoenix to come and pick them up.
One day this guy walks into the shop and, brandishing a large sum of money, demands to purchase these particular boots. The owner refuses, and when asked why, he tells the disappointed customer,
"These boots were made for Joaquin!"