While preparing for house-shopping...

gmjambear and I had a meeting this morning with a fellow SMC member who happens to be a real estate agent. While the agent was out of the room collecting printouts, we conferred about our "wish list" for our new home, one item of which was "convenient to a bus line or Park and Ride". Gary remarked, "Do they still have 'kiss and ride' in Chicago? I hope not... What's next, 'f**k and ride'?"

I said "Of course not. They'd call it 'Pork and Ride'."

It occurred to me that churchbear might appreciate that one. ;-)