bigmacbear | A Sprint commercial you'll never see

[The Sprint spokesman, here referred to as MAN IN BLACK, is standing just inside the door of a suburban residence speaking with a HOUSEWIFE and her HUSBAND.]
HOUSEWIFE: I told him to pick me up a couple of Cornish game hens, and he shows up with these two... [gesturing]
HUSBAND: Took me a while to find them too...
[Cut to the sofa in the living room. Two MEN are rolling about on the sofa, kissing and on the verge of undressing one another.]
HUSBAND [off-camera]:... but I couldn't imagine what you wanted them for.
[Cut back to the three at the door.]
MAN IN BLACK [in a monotone]: Horny gay men. Must be the static. Here. [hands HOUSEWIFE a Sprint PCS phone.]
HOUSEWIFE: Thank you!
[A shirt comes flying into frame from the sofa.]
HUSBAND: What about those guys?
[Close-up of the two on the sofa, who are by now at least barechested. They stop what they are doing for the moment and listen. Return to the three by the door.]
MAN IN BLACK [addressing the two on the sofa]: Get a room.