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bigmacbear ([personal profile] bigmacbear) wrote2025-12-14 09:27 am
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A stupid piece...

Likely due to some medication I'm taking, my body has been producing stupendously large stools. While attempting to flush one of these elephant turds this morning, I reflexively muttered at the toilet, "come on, you stupid piece of shit!" I immediately realized that the object I was addressing was, for once, literally what I was calling it.
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